Аккорды Alex Walker Smith - Luigis Lament 2

[Intro Spoken]
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Deep in the heart of Bowser's flying ship fireball dungeon, was Luigi

Oh, he'd lost everything: His mansion, his friends, his hoover,

his girlfriend to his pet dinosaur of course

But what he did have...was a guitar...

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It's a me, Luigi, sitting in my cell
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Nothing to do but build my leg strength with these prison dumbells
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And Mario was throwing, fireballs at his wall
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While Toad was sewing clothes all day, and Peach was working the soil
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And Yoshi was making omelettes in the kitchen, using his own eggs no less
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But I came up with a brilliant plan to Luigi us right out of this mess

[Verse 1 Spoken]
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It was then that Luigi decided to turn his life around

And by that I mean he took a ton of mushrooms and went plum crazy...

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Well I used my incredible leg strength, to kick right through the doors
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And then did my signature powerful jump, and killed the guards between my quads
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And then Peach received a signal, in the shape of a mustache
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She crushed a Goomba with a turnip, as if she was in Smash

[Chorus]
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I'm Luigi and this is how we got free
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I'm Luigi and this is how we got free

[Verse 2]
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Then Yoshi started eating, the guards one at a time
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And he spat them out to kill their friends, and then ate the rest alive
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Then Mario ripped his clothes off, to expose his hairy back
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Which showed us to the engine room, from a tattoo of a map

[Chorus]
      Cm       C                  Cm
I'm Luigi and this is how we got free
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I'm Luigi and this is how we got free

[Verse 3]
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And when we reached the prison deck, Toad was in a cage
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So I made Bpwser eat his nappies, in a fit of rage
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And I crashed his giant death ship, into his castle home
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And I walked towards the camera, whilst his family exploded
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Now I've imprisoned Bowser, his life is a living hell
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And every time he begs for death, I just throw him in a well
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And in the well are pictures, the pictures of his wife
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To remind him that his family, perished in a fire

(Maniacal laughter)
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Now Bowser hears me laughing, laughing in his face...

[Outro(spoken): Yoshi & Mario]
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Well that's when Luigi started to go off the deep end

He'd been in that prison for far too long, and vengeance had poisoned his mind

And sure enough, one day-Wait, wait, wait, wait, Yoshi you can-a talk>

Well, yeah I can talk. Would you like an egg?
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No I don't want an egg you just-a crapped out! Actually, er, how does it work?

Are they like your babies or something?

Well, technically they're unfertilized, so they're actually my periods

WHAT THE- Are you telling me for 2 years we've been eating your periods while you say-a nothing?
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What's wrong with you?!

My Papa always used to say I make the finest omelettes in the whole of the Mushroom Kingdom

Actually, you're a bit of a weirdo, Yoshi, I preferred it when you said-a nothing.
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Can we go back to you saying-a nothing?

That's fine by me