Аккорды Da Yoopers - Beer Gut

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1. MY UNCLE HAD A BEER GUT
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THAT WEIGHED TWO HUNDRED POUNDS
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HE USED A WHEELBARROW
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TO HAUL IT INTO TOWN
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THEY TREAT HIM LIKE A KING
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WHEN HE WALKS IN WOODY'S BAR
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HIS BEER GUT PAYS FOR LIGHTS AND HEAT
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AND WOODY'S BRAND NEW CAR

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2. NUDSIE GOT A BEER GUT
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THAT GETS BIGGER EVERY YEAR
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SINCE NUDSIE GAVE UP LIFTING WEIGHTS
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AND STARTED HOISTING BEERS
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HE WAS LYING ON THE BEACH ONE DAY
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THE SUN KEPT GETTING HOTTER
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SOME SAVE THE WHALE FREAKS CAME
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AND DRAGGED HIM BACK INTO THE WATER

[Chorus]
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BEER GUTS OF AMERICA
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STAND UP IF YOU CAN
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STICK OUT YOUR BIG BEER GUT
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HOIST A COOL ONE IN YOUR HAND
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YOUR BEER GUT IS YOUR BUDDY
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ITS A FRIEND WHO'S ALWAYS NEAR
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AND ALL YOU EVER HAVE TO DO
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IS FEED IT LOTS OF BEER

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3. MUNGO DRANK A PONY KEG
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AT DROOPY AHO'S WEDDING
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HIS EYES WENT ROLLING ROUND AND ROUND
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AND THEN HE STARTED SWEATING
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HE TRIPPED ON DUCK AND FUZZ
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'CAUSE THEY WERE PASSED OUT ON THE FLOOR
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HE LANDED ON HIS BEER GUT
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AND HE BOUNCED RIGHT OUT THE DOOR

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4. I TOOK MY DATE INTO THE SAUNA
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AND ON THE BENCH WE SAT
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SHE POINTED AND SHE SAID
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'I NEVER SEEN ONE BIG AS THAT"
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SHE HELD IT AND SHE STROKED IT
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AND SHE TOLD ME WITH A SMILE
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BODY BUILDERS MAKE ME SICK
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BUT BEER GUTS DRIVE ME WILD

[Chorus]
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BEER GUTS OF AMERICA
F
STAND UP IF YOU CAN
G
STICK OUT YOUR BIG BEER GUT
        C
HOIST A COOL ONE IN YOUR HAND
     C
YOUR BEER GUT IS YOUR BUDDY
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ITS A FRIEND WHO'S ALWAYS NEAR
    G
AND ALL YOU EVER HAVE TO DO
                   C
IS FEED IT LOTS OF BEER