Аккорды Jazz Emu - I Would Rather

[Verse 1]
Am                        G
We're all slaves to the time
F
They call it a watch
            Em
'Cause it watches our lives slip by
Am                      G
Don't fact check that online
             F
Now you're lying there in bed and
     Em
You find yourself setting the
Am
Same alarm to wake you up
    G
At 07:09
    Am
To catch that 7:36
C
Service to Stoke
        F
Do you maybe wanna give yourself
      Em
Just slightly more time
D#
Oh wow! hmm, gee, let me think


[Chorus]
               C
I would rather die than be awake for the
Em
Nine extra minutes
       F
That I know would make me on time
G#      A#
I would rather
    C                    Em
Dive into a vat full of live bees
              F
Than conceptualise Being that organised
G#      A#     Em      Am
I would rather di-i-i-i-ie

I'd rather try to make love to a fire
Fm        A#
Di-i-i-i-ie
                                   B
(I'd rather take a bath with my hairdryer)


[Verse 2]
Am                G           F
I don't fear sacrifice, don't make me a martyr
      Em                   Am
Don't worship me just because
                     G
I would lay down my life
   F
To avoid getting up from the sofa
    Em           E
To reach for the remote and
F
Every time I send out
   G
An e-mail I see
         Am
A little tag at the end
                      C
Saying: 'Sent from my iPhone'
    F
And every time I stop
       G
Then I highlight and delete it
    D#                         G
I'm sure there is a straightforward fix

But


[Chorus]
                    C
I would rather lick ice
                        Em
With both my balls in a vice
                       F
Than find a setting on my phone which would turn it off
    G#             A#
I'd rather have my nephew's
C
Diper as a drink
             Em
Than be slightly forward-thinking
   F
Or nice to future me at all
G#       A#    Em     Am
I would rather di-i-i-i-ie

The zebra crossing's just a bit too far
Fm      Am
(Di-i-i-i-ie)
I'd rather cross at this blind corner part
D#      Dm
(Di-i-i-i-ie)
It's worth the risk of getting hit by-


[Verse 3]
G
So you've made it up to heaven, now
                Bm
You can laze it up, you'll never
C
Have to look ahead with prophetic vision
   Cm
To see the future stress you might get from the present
G
Decision that you're making
Gm
Now let's get that booty through the pearly gates, man
Bm                    C
All you have to do to pass into the realm
            Am
Of the deep forever
   Cm
Is give your true opinion
       G
On the haircut I just gave ya


[Chorus]
               C
I would rather die than tell a stranger that
Em                       F
I am not quite sure if I like the way they cut my hairs
G#
I would rather
A#   Cm
Deny myself the Eternal Life
Em                         F
Than have to suffer that minor present awkwardness
G#      G      C   Em  F
I would rather di-i-i-i-ie
  G#    A#     C   Em  F
I would rather di-i-i-i-ie
G#      G      C
I would rather die

Em      F      C