Аккорды Jones Candler Kolbinsky - All Hail Appleton Wi

[Verse 1]
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She was a six-foot-four semi-professional wrestler
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And I was the regional manager of a footlocker
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I wanted to hop a train to the next town over
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Or maybe even walk all the way up to Canada

[Pre-Chorus]
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Now I am thirteen years old
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And I'm crying in my underwear
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If I don't go to heaven
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I guess I'm going under there, under where again?

[Chorus]
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God I hate my wife
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But I don't think I'll ever grow a pair
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And it's cold this time of year
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In Appleton, Wisconsin

[Post-Chorus]
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Yes it's cold this time of year
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In Appleton, Wisconsin; Yeah!

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[Verse 2]
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Seems as though my sister has excommunicated herself from the Catholic Church
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And neither of us speak to our family that much anymore
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I have become an avid fan of watching Formula One
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And eating all my meals in a Burger King

[Pre-Chorus]
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Now I am forty years old
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Still crying in my underwear
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If I don't find an answer, damn her
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I'll make sure that he never lays a hand again

[Chorus]
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God I hate my life
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But I don't think I'm going anywhere
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And it's cold this time of year
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In Appleton, Wisconsin

[Outro]
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Yes it's cold this time of year
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In Appleton, Wisconsin

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