Аккорды Lord Kitchener - Doctor Kitch

[Verse 1]
E
I am not a qualified physician
B7
And I don't want to give this injection
E
I am not a qualified physician
B7                                   E
And I don't want to give this injection

E           F#m
Dorothy is begging for trouble
B7                  E
She insist I should give her this needle
E             C#7
"But, darling, one thing I want you know
F#7                              B7
Don't blame me for where the needle go"

[Chorus]
E              B7
I push it in, she pull it out
B7              E
I push it back, she start to shout:
E           B7
"Dr Kitch, you're terrible
B7                E
I can't stand the size of your needle"

[Verse 2]
E
She lied on in such a position
B7
It was difficult to give this injection
E
She start holding on to the needle
B7
Making me so uncomfortable

E                F#m
I said, "Darling can't you be steady
B7                   E
I'm going to have it done very shortly"
E             C#7
She said, "Dr Kitch I am sorry
F#7                       B7
But the size of the needle frighten me"

[Chorus]
E             B7
I push it in, she pull it out
B7               E
I push it back, she start to shout:
E          B7
"Dr Kitch, it's terrible
B7                E
I can't stand the size of your needle!"

[Verse 3]
E
She still wouldn't lie down quietly
B7
Constantly moving her body
E
So I slap her in the face with vexation
B7
And I went on giving the injection

E                    F#m
She screamed, "Doctor stop! I can't stand the pain!
B7                   E
I don't think you're inside the right vein!"
E                     C#7
I said, "It's your own fault you wouldn't be told
F#7                      B7
The needle must be stick in the wrong hole"

[Chorus]
E             B7
I push it in, she pull it out
B7              E
I push it back, she start to shout:
E          B7
"Dr Kitch, it's terrible
B7                 E
I can't stand the size of your needle!"

[Verse 4]
E
I pull it from that hole and start again
B7
I have the needle now in the right vein
E
The needle just gone in half a inch
B7
The stupid young lady start to clinch

E                  F#m
Suddenly she bawl, "It is hurtin'!
B7                           E
Doc, I can feel the penicillin going in"
E                        C#7
I said: "You little fool, look what you do
F#7                      B7
You talk until the needle break in you!"

[Chorus]
E             B7
I push it in, she pull it out
B7               E
I push it back, she start to shout:
E          B7
"Dr Kitch, it's terrible
B7                 E
I can't stand the size of your needle!"