Аккорды Mojo Nixon - I Hate Banks

[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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Well, I hate banks, I just can't stand 'em
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Gimme a shovel and, man, I'll plant 'em
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Six feet under, that's where they belong
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"I Hate Banks" is the name of this song
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I think I'll rob myself one or two
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I hate banks, yeah, how 'bout you?

[Verse 2]
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Well, lend me a nickel and lend me a dime
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Repossess my house any old time
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Financial institutions
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Think they're so high falutin'
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Just a bunch of fruits in three-piece suits, yeah
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Tryin' to steal all my loot

[Bridge]
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Things are smellin' mighty rank
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We must be near a stinky bank
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Smells worse than Rockefeller's feet
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Wall Street can eat my meat

[Verse 3]
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Yeah, throw the money changers outta the temple
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I hate banks, it's just that simple
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A Royal Crown pomade tin
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Is the best thing to keep your money in, yeah
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Mason jar is okay too
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If you see a bank, well, you know what to do

[Verse 4]
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Now, lemme tell you people something
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The only banks I like, well, I like Ernie Banks alright
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And I like the banks of the Mississippi River
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Yeah, and I like banks of Fender twin-reverb electric guitar amplifiers behind me
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Ragin' on the stagin'

[Bridge]
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Well, when I walk in, they treat me like a dog
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Wanna hit 'em in the head with a doo-doo log
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  Republicans, one and all
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Their tallywhackers are mighty small
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Stealin' from the poor and give to the rich
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Wanna make the bank president twitch in a ditch

[Verse 5]
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Yeah, see that teller with the blue hair
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Giving me the evil-eye stare
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Won't cash my check, don't like my ID
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Got the security guard after me
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If I was P. F. Sloan
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I'd say the Dow Jones can suck my bone, yeah, alright
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Everybody say these three magic words
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I want you to help me say the words, I want you to repeat after me, here we go
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I hate banks (I hate banks)
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Can't stand 'em
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I hate banks
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Don't like 'em
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I hate banks
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Bunch of foo-foos
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I hate banks
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Pop 'em like a big zit
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I hate banks

[Verse 5]
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I hate banks, just can't stand 'em
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Gimme a shovel and man, I'll plant 'em
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Six feet under, that's where they belong
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"I Hate Banks" is the name of this song
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I think I'll rob myself one or two
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I hate banks, yeah, how 'bout you?

[Verse 6]
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Now lemme tell you something else
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I'm not real fond of the phone company either, you know?
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Yeah, and I don't like the cable TV company
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  You know why I don't like the cable TV company?
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'Cause they just be sucking that stuff right out the sky!
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They don't have to pay nothin' for it
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I just get me one of them bootleg cable boxes
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And get me one of them there, climb the pole and stick the thing in
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I ain't gonna pay for it, no!

[Outro]
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