Аккорды Прикольные песни - Smegma

CAPO 3rd fret

[Intro]
G   C   Em   D   (x4)

[Verse 1]
   G                                             C
It rolls right off of the tongue because of it’s lovely nomenclature
             Em                            D
But it’s the most maligned, misunderstood, substance in nature
      G                         C
The entire animal kingdom might cease to exist without it
     Em                                            D
So I thought it was time that someone sat down and wrote a song about it, like…

[Chorus]
G                 C                 Em         D
S to the M to the E to the G to the M to the A
G                 C                 Em         D
S to the M to the E to the G to the M to the A

[Verse 2]
   G                                    C
If you’re not circumcised it means they haven’t chopped your foreskin
           Em                                        D
And if you don't know what that means, it means that you’ve got more skin
         G                            C
Near the head of your penis, where it covers up the glans
    Em                              D
But guess what you uncover when you stroke it with your hands, you’ve got

[Chorus]
G                 C                 Em         D
S to the M to the E to the G to the M to the A
G                 C                 Em         D
S to the M to the E to the G to the M to the A

[Verse 3]
             G                          C
There’s some useful information I don’t want you to miss
         Em                        D
It could stick to your lips if you give it a kiss
           G                  C
It doesn’t make any sound, it doesn’t cry or hiss
      Em                            D
But I bet if it could scat it would sound like this

[Interlude]
G   C   Em   D   (x4)
(Scat vocals- preferably with helium)

[Outro]
G                 C                 Em         D
S to the M to the E to the G to the M to the A
G                 C                 Em         D
S to the M to the E to the G to the M to the A