Аккорды Tom Waits - The Piano Has Been Drinking

[Вступление]:
F# | D#m7 | G#m7 | C# C#7 |

[Куплет]:
      F#              D#m
The piano has been drinking
    G#m           C#   C#7
My necktie is asleep
         F#               D#m
And the combo went back to New York
     G#m             C#      C#7
The jukebox has to take a leak
         F#              D#m
And the carpet needs a haircut
          G#m                     C#      C#7
And the spotlight looks like a prison break
        F#                 D#m
As the telephone's outta cigarettes
         G#m        C#       C#7
And the balcony is on the make

          F#              D#m
And the piano has been drinking
      G#m             C#      C#7
The piano has been drinking
         F#              D#m
And the menus are all freezing
         G#m                  C#      C#7
And the light man's blind in one eye
        F#                   D#m
And he can't see out of the other
          G#m                 C#      C#7
And the piano-tuner's got a hearing aid
         F#                 D#m
And he showed up with his mother
          G#m             C#      C#7
And the piano has been drinking

      F#              D#m
The piano has been drinking
        G#m           C#     C#7
As the bouncer is a Sumo wrestler
  F#                D#m
Cream puff Casper milk toast
        G#m          C#      C#7
And the owner is a mental midget
         F#          D#m
With the I.Q. of a fence-post
            G#m             C#      C#7
Cause the piano has been drinking

      F#              D#m
The piano has been drinking
         G#m              C#      C#7
And you can't find your waitress
 F#             D#m
With a Geiger counter
         G#m                  C#
And she hates you and your friends
     C#7        F#                  D#m
And you just can't get served without her
         G#m              C#      C#7
And the box-office is drooling
         F#                 D#m
And the bar stools are on fire
         G#m              C#      C#7
And the newspapers were fooling
        F#                 D#m
And the ash-trays have retired
         G#m             C#      C#7
As the piano has been drinking

[Кода]:
      F#              D#m
The piano has been drinking
      G#m             C#      C#7
The piano has been drinking
     F#       D#m      G#m      C# C#7
Not me, not me, not me, not me,
     F#
not me 

При желании оригинальную тональность можно
играть с каподастром:
либо на 2-м ладу (E C#m F#m B7)
либо на 1-м ладу (F Dm Gm C)