Аккорды Wd Saw - Never Miss An Opportunity (To Be An Asshole)

[Chorus]
G                                  D
Never miss an opportunity to be an asshole
D                                   G
Never miss an opportunity to be an asshole
G
Old friends may deplore you
C
Your family ignores you
D
But never miss an opportunity to be an asshole

[Verse 1]
C
When you’re out on the street
G
And you’re seeing people that you meet
D                         G
Dont be surprised if they give you stink eye
C
When your walking the dogs
G
You could pick up those logs
D
But never miss an opportunity….

[Chorus]
G                                 D
Never miss an opportunity to be an asshole
D                                   G
Never miss an opportunity to be an asshole
G
Old friends may deplore you
C
Your family ignores you
D
But never miss an opportunity to be an asshole

[Verse 2]
C
When you talk politics
G
You just sound like a dick
D
Won’t take the Pfizer
           G
Won’t use sanitizer
C
Normalizing hate
G
That’s! How you make America Great
D
Never miss an opportunity...

[Solo over chorus & verse progressions]
G D D G G C D
C G D G C G D 

[Spoken Word Part]
G
I know it’s hard
               D
I know it’s a big bad world out there
            D                                      G
And I’m not here to infringe on anybody’s fredoms
            G                                        C
It’s your God-given right as an American to be an asshole
     C
But sometimes you’ve just got to ask yourselves
          D
Am I contributing to society...in a positive way?
                       G
Or…. Am I being an asshole.

                  C
If you answered “B”
                                      G
I’m here to tell ya there’s a better way
                                   G
The next time you’re out on the street
                                C
And you see the people that you meet
                                       C
Treat them like they’re actual human beings
     D
Like you. LIke me.
                                            G
And Let’s see if that improves your day, OK?

[Verse 3]
C
A woman's uterus
G
Is none of your business
D
You care for the children
G
Until they're delivers
C
I don't mean to be blunt
G
But you're being a........rascal
D
Never miss an opportunity …

[Chorus]
G                                 D
Never miss an opportunity to be an asshole
D                                   G
Never miss an opportunity to be an asshole
G
Old friends may deplore you
C
Your family ignores you
D
But never miss an opportunity to be an asshole

G                                 D
Never miss an opportunity to be an asshole
D                                   G
Never miss an opportunity to be an asshole
G
Old friends may deplore you
C
Your family ignores you
D
But never miss an opportunity to be an asshole