Аккорды Chad Morgan - The Fly

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I was sitting down having me lunch today 
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When a strange sight caught my eye
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A dirty big blowie was hitchin' a ride
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On the back of another fly
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Then I looked across at the window
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Where a louvre it was broke
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They were flying in like siamese twins
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And I almost bloody choked

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They were joined in copulation
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On the amrest of the chair
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All increasing population fornicating everywhere
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They were shagging in the kitchen
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They were shagging in the hall
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While keeping perfect rythym
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With the clock upon the wall

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Then one randy blue arse bastard
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With affection for the dead
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Spies a fly stuck to the paper
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Hanging just above me head
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And he postumourusly rapes her
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And gets stuck up there like a bat
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Oh if your a fly and you had to die
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Would you like to die like that

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Well me dad came home from work
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All buggered hot and dry
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Said if I don't have a coldie soon
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I'm surely gonna die
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No sooner had he poured it out
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And Lord he had a fit
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When a double deckered duo
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Down upon the froth they lit
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And as they swam, they humped and drank
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And breaststroked 'round the glass
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The electric light was gleaming
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Bright off his iridescent arse
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And slowly drunk they finally sunk
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At last when the beer was flat
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Now if I was a fly and I had to die
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I'd like to die like that

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Well the family were all sitting down
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The evening meal to dine
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A great big chook that mum had cooked
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Really looked divine
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Then those double deckered blowies
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Reappeared from everywhere
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Depravity was on the wing
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And lust was in the air
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They were scruffing in the stuffin'
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And on the potatoes
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And one was chockabloc
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Perched on the parson's nose
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It was quick but it was messy
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Down came the swatter flat
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Oh if your a fly and you had to die
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Would you like to die like that

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Oh if your a fly and you had to die
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Would you like it quick and clean
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Anaethitised before your eyes
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With Pebeau or Mortein
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But of all the ways that I could die
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I'd like to drown in beer the best
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But I'll be happy you know

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When it's time to go
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If I go on the nest
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I'll be happy you know
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When it's time to go
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If I go on the nest