Аккорды Cheekface - Pledge Drive

[Intro]
D D C G G A

[Verse 1]

D                             D   C
I am living in an extra large box
G                               A
It's a nice big house with a TV/VCR
D                                    D   C
Where rats are eating all my earthly possessions
             G
I called the pledge drive
           A
I got the suicide hotline

[Verse 2]

D                                        D   C
Life's little moments in an extra large box
G                                       A
Courting controversy in an esoteric field
D                                   D  C
Why don't the police ever obey the law?
             G
I don't know anything
               A
You don't know anything

[Pre-Chorus]

A                                    A    Bm
Statistically likely to be wearing a shirt
G                                                       G  Bm
A shirt so white and starched you could spill coffee on it
A                                              A      Bm
Statistically likely to be trying to stay hydrated (but not that hydrated)
G
No one is mad at me
G
No one is mad at me
G
No one is mad at me
G
No one is mad at me

[Chorus]

D                               G
If woke dudes must die, I'll go first
G
I don't know anything
G                      A
You don't know anything
D                                  G
If we must dumpster dive, I'll go first
G
I don't know anything
G                    A
You don't know anything
D                                      G
And if you think youth has been wasted on the young and the wasted
D                                        G
And so now one of us has to die, I'll go first
G
I don't know anything
G
You don't know anything

[Verse 3]

D                                   D   C
I am a supergrain, I'm native to Peru
G                                 A
I thrive in the elevations of the Andes mountain range
D                                    D                C
I am arguably ruining the environment and the local economy
G                             A
And you can substitute me for bulgur wheat

[Verse 4]

D                                                    D  C
This mob of teens with sponges is ready to wash your car
G                                                                       A
I'm standing in the Wendy's drive-thru screaming "Fuck all the transphobes"

(Sir, this is a Wendy's)
D                                D    C
I feel nothing and I'm 14-inches tall
              G
I don't know anything
A
You don't know anything

[Pre-Chorus]

A                                    A    Bm
Statistically likely to be wearing a shirt
G                                                       Bm
A shirt so white and starched you could spill coffee on it
A                                              A      Bm
Statistically likely to be trying to stay hydrated (but not that hydrated)
G
No one is mad at me
G
No one is mad at me
G
No one is mad at me
G
No one is mad at me

[Chorus]

D                               G
If woke dudes must die, I'll go first
G
I don't know anything
G
You don't know anything
D                                  G
If we must dumpster dive, I'll go first
G
I don't know anything
G
You don't know anything
D                                      G
And if you think youth has been wasted on the young and the wasted
D                                        G
And so now one of us has to die, I'll go first
G
I don't know anything
G
You don't know anything