Аккорды Creed Fisher - Earplugs And Beer

[Intro]

B B B B
B B B B

[Verse]

B                  B
One out of two may end in divorce
    F#                   F#         B
But cold beer is cheaper than child support
B                  E
Granddaddy‘s words they’re all too clear
B                  F#           B      B
Save Money son buy earplugs and beer
                 B                               B
It sure makes me happy not to hear her bitch and moan
  F#                     F#                                B
I thought she’d probably leave me but I think it turns her on..
                      B               E
Cause lately we ain’t fighting, Cause lately I can’t hear
   B                             F#           B     C#  D
It works just like a charm these earplugs and beer

[Chorus]

      E                   B
She’s screaming out loud, but I can’t hear a thing
E                        F#
Who would’ve thought all the joy that this would bring
    B                        E
She gets to speak her mind I get to sit right here
  B                                F#           B
I saved my marriage son with these earplugs and beer

[Instrumental]

E Em B E F#
B E B F# B

[Verse]

B                     B                              B
We’ve Been married 20 years now so far it’s all been bliss
    F#             F#                          B
She fetches all my beers and we always hug and kiss..
                  B            E
When we cuddle up real tight I shed a happy tear
    B                          F#           B     D
I’m happy all day long with my earplugs and beer

[Chorus]

      E                  B
She’s screaming out loud but I can’t hear a thing
E                        F#
Who would’ve thought all the joy that this would bring
    B                        E
She gets to speak her mind I get to sit right here
B                                  F#           B    B
I saved my marriage son with these earplugs and beer

[Outro]

                      B
She gets to speak her mind
  E                E
I get to sit right here
B                                B
It works just like a charm these earplugs plugs and beer
B                         B
Now honey calm down, calm down
     B                       B
Your turning red in the face
                     B                                      B
I am the man of this house, and I will not be pushed around
                  B
It does'nt mean I don't love ya
B                   B
I need a beer honey
    B                                                       B   B
Now honey you know screaming loud is not gonna help nothing
         B                   B                         B   B   B
All this fussin and fighting, just ain't no need of it
B                               B     B      B
I can't hear a word your saying
B                             B    B   B
Ain't gonna make me feel bad
N.C.
Honey just sit down
N.C.
Sugar plum