Аккорды Dirty Nice - If I Was Abducted By Aliens

[Verse 1]
   G
If I was abducted by aliens
  G
I think it would be nice
       C
They'd take me to their spaceship
C
Full of flashing lights
D7
Then we'd swing by your house
    D7
And take you to the stars
    C
And they'd give us a planet
    C
And we could make it ours

[Verse 2]
   G
If I was abducted by aliens
G
I would shake their hands
       C
Or whatever thingydingys
     C
They have instead of hands
    D7
I'd give them a Coca Cola
    D7
And hope it goes down nice
       C
They'd give me funny goggles
       C
So the sun won't hurt my eyes

[Pre-Chorus 1]
G
Excuse me Mister Alien
G
Do you have a bathroom?
    C
Can I ask where we're going?
     C
Do I even wanna know?
   D7
Is doing this your job?
D7
Do you hate your boss?
  C
I hope they pay you well

[Chorus]
           C                    G
I bet it's easy to get lost out here
    C
Out here
                          G
It's easy to get lost out here
    C
Out here

[Verse 3]
   G
If I was abducted by aliens
    G
I'd wanna look my best
    C
I'd wear my shiny shoes
       C
'Cause I'm their special guest
       D7
Do you think that there'll be food?
       D7
Do you think that they eat food?
    C
I'm sure they'll give us food
   C
Or we'll be pretty screwed

[Pre-Chorus 2]
  G
Excuse me Mister Alien
    G
Can I ask you a question?
   C
Do you have special powers
   C
Or something cool like that?
   D7
Or are you from the future?
     D7
Will it all be okay?
   C
Or are you just like me
C
Living day-to-day?
  G*
Excuse me Mister Alien, I'm feeling kinda homesick
    C*
Can we drop by my planet, so I can say goodbye?
   D7*
My family might be worried, I need to feed my dog

[Chorus]
C*                                                   G
I'll draw you a map, I bet it's easy to get lost out here
    C
Out here
                          G
It's easy to get lost out here
    C
Out here
                          G   C
It's easy to get lost out here

G C
G

* = sustain