Аккорды Dudley - El Pizza

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Out In The West L. A. Town Of Azusa
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There Is A Cafe’ That I Like A Lot
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I Like It Because They Serve Mostly Pizza
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I Like It Because Of The Waitress They Got

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Her Name Is Lena, But I Call Her ‘Spottie'
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'cause She Spilled Spaghetti All Over Her Dress
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And I Know That Lena, She Really Does Love Me
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'cause She Always Calls Me Her Favorite Pest

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One Day I Was Sitting There Eating My Pizza
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I Really Enjoy It, I Like It With Cheese
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When In Walked A Fella Who Looked Awful Sneaky
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He Grabbed Hold Of Lena And Gave Her A Squeeze

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I Got So Mad That I Started To Holler
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I Challenged Him To A F-i-g-h-t
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I Said He Was Yellah Then That Great Big Fella
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He Knocked Out Two Teeth With A Beautiful Right
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I Was Wrong--

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I Found Out He Was Heavy Weight Champ Of The Navy
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His Fists Were Tatooing All Over My Chin
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I Called To Lena To Come Please And Help Me
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She Hit My Head With A Pizza Pie Tin

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I Got On My Knees And I Started Crawlin’
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Crawlin' Right Straight For The D-o-o-r
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He Tried To Kick Me And Slipped On Some Pizza
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And Knocked Hisself Out As His Head Hit The Floor
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Then Ol' Lena--

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She Stood There A Stompin' And Yellin' And Screamin’
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Her Voice Was Real Piercing, Man, That Chick Could Wail
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The Police Came In Then Dear Lena Told Him
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That Jerk Hit My Husband So Throw Him In Jail

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I Got Thirty Days Days For Assault And Batt'ry
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At Least I Think That Is What The Judge Said
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Now There's No More Lena And There's No More Pizza

[Outro] (slowly)
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I Eat At a Chinese Cafe’ Instead