Аккорды Gnarkill - Mustard Man

[Intro]

B       A      B
Mustard! Oh, behold
A
Hahahahaha
    B           A                  B
The story that I'd rather not have told
     A
Of a mustard mayhem!

[Verse 1]

Bm          A                      Bm
I'm bathing, and I'm running in my sleep
             A
From Mustard Man
   Bm                      A
He chases me into the last sunrise,
     Bm                 A
And fucks me in his Mums minivan

[Chorus 1]

B       G    A            F#m
Mustard Man, Woo Woo, bow down
  B            G  A     F#m
I must serve you, I am on the ground
B              G
Bowing to your mustard shit
A                    F#m
Lick your ass at the end of it
B                G            A
I will march for you, Mustard Man
          F#m
I'll make you, bad

[Verse 2]

Bm               A                  Bm
Woo Woo, when I shit, when I try to run away
        A                       Bm
Mustard Man whipped me with his mustard chain
        A             Bm
And his mustard seeds pissed in my face,
      A
And I bleed,
       Bm       A
Mustard-Disease
               Bm                      A
You think it's hot, well try on these jeans
         Bm                      A
Made of wicker, and they've got horse fleas
Bm             A
Mustard in my jeans, Woah!

[Chorus 2]

B               G
Mustard God I'm on my knees
A                    F#m
Bowing for you, it's hot
       B                    G
I feel pleasure, won't you please
          A                 F#m
Serve me twice tonight, I'd eat,

Woo Woo
B        G            A            F#m
Mustard seeds like I said up in my head
         B                G
Jam them with some sugarcane,
          A            F#m
Pleasure so good and I feel not pain

[Verse 3]

Bm                A
Woo Woo, mustard makes me cry
  Bm        A
I hate it! Suicide
    Bm                   A
I'd rather die than eat mustard flies
     Bm                    A
In a bowl of shit-stains, snot, and die
Bm         A                   Bm                    A
You don't know how it feels to have a girl break my heart
    Bm                       A
And rip it out, and tell me mustard
Bm                A
She'd rather fuck mustard,
B
Never!

[Chorus 3]

G             A         F#m
Mustard God, don't take away from me
    B                    G
The pleasure of a young girl, who?
A             F#m
I'm gonna marry you
B          G                   A        F#m
I've got a broken heart from a mustard girl
              B
She rocks my world,
     G                    A             F#m
And now I'm allergic, and on my knees and deserted!

[Verse 4]

Bm           A                 Bm              A
Mustard downloads in my ROM, I need a piece of shit
          Bm                 A
All I can feel, my hand's in mustard
    Bm                     A                Bm   A
Woo Woo, I don't need that, I like custard, um
Bm   A
Mustard
         Bm               A
Marching forward for Mr. Mustard
Bm      A       Bm
Uh, uh, oh, oh god.