Аккорды Hank Green - Please Buy My Album Song Medley

Capo on fret two!

              C                   G            F
Please buy my album. I really did work on it a lot,
             C                            G                F
and now that it's done, I'll tell you the tracks that it's got.
        F              C
And I'm not just gonna list them
    F            C              G
I'm gonna play a medley of them all.
  F                 C
Because there are a lot,
               F               C
17 tracks. And you may have forgot
         G                              C     F
'em, I'm gonna sing them all right now.
           F            C
And that's not the most exciting part,
     F             C              G
I'll also show you sharkeyejones' art

which is on the back of the poster
              C
and now let's start.

Am                    Em              Fm
I don't know what you mean when you say
Am                     Em    Fm
please explain what is D  F  T  B
Am                    Em              Fm
I don't know what you mean when you say
Am                     Em    Fm    Am
please explain what is D  F  T  B  A

Am(hold)
               G  C
Oh, this isn't Hogwarts
          F  C     G
This is a concrete box
        C                        F     C     G
And the pictures on the wall are never gonna talk

        F
And the deep sea angler fish has no reason to be happy
        C      G        F    C
But she has no freaking idea what else to be

F
I know that you don't think I know that I know what I know
C
I don't know what you think I think you think you know I don't

    C                 F
The mink had lost her furry scarf
    G           C
She said it was stolen
    C                   F
The shoe salesmen he wanted to help
  G                    C
Because he had so much soul

      C               F         G         C
She's Scuzzy Kizoozle Curl, the homicidal squirrel
     C               F         G         C
Yes, Scuzzy Kizoozle Curl, the homicidal squirrel

Am (Am7)    G
Protons and neutrons
    Am                                 G
The electron cloud scattered around

    F       G              C            Am
She was the first girl who ever made me fall in love
       F                G
I just took too long to ask her
       C             Am
To the freaking Yule Ball

                F    
Well, there's a lot of cool things about the County Fair
        C                G                    C
But the Demolition Derby, is why I'm there.

       C                        F              G
And if fatherhood is the most important job by far
               C                             G                C
Then why don't I know who the fathers of the Founding Fathers are?
          C                             G                C
Why don't I know who the fathers of the Founding Fathers are?

         Dm                                                     Am
I have a complicated relationship with the distal portion of my large intestine also known as the colon
  Em
I started feeling kinda shitty when I turned 23
             Am
And then the pain got worse and worse everyday and the days turned into weeks

C                             C7
You don't love me because I'm not Edward Cullen
      F                          G
I can wear sparkly make-up and act all brave and sullen

            C (hold)      G (hold)            F (hold)
This is the plot to every television crime show

from CSI to Columbo

F
         G         C F
Everyone thinks of Jesus
G             C     F
on the eve of Christmas
    F
But no one ever thinks to put him on their list
   C          G           C
So Jesus gets nothing for Christmas.

          C                Fmaj7           F
This is a song for all the vegetables that look like penises.

G                 D                C D7
There's no place that I'd rather be
G           D            F     C
Then livin' here with my nerdy friends
G      D     C     D7
making videos happily
G          D     F   C
On Nerdfighteria Island
G          D     F   C
On Nerdfighteria Island
G          D     F   C
On Nerdfighteria Island

     C                  F     G      C
So I guess it all makes sense at the end
        C                  F     G      C    
Yeah, I guess it all makes sense at the end

(End on C)