Аккорды Matt McGinn - The Footba Referee

[Chorus]

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Why did I ever become a footba' referee
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I coulda been an engineer or a sailor on the sea
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Whenever there is a fault to find they always pick on me
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Why did I ever become a footba' referee

[Verse 1]

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I used tae play at center half when I was very young
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And sticking out for fair play I never could hold my tongue
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The men at the top were watching and they quickly spotted me
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They said, Now there is a decent man we'll make him a referee

[Chorus]

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Why did I ever become a footba' referee
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I coulda been an engineer or a sailor on the sea
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Whenever there is a fault to find they always pick on me
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Why did I ever become a footba' referee

[Verse 2]

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When first I took my whistle out I did feel very proud
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I played it like a fluter and I smiled at all the crowd
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I gave them two decisions then I heard a terrible boo
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For fifty thousand voices roared, Coconuts to you

[Chorus]

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Why did I ever become a footba' referee
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I coulda been an engineer or a sailor on the sea
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Whenever there is a fault to find they always pick on me
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Why did I ever become a footba' referee

[Verse 3]

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When Rangers played the Celtic I was stuck oot on the field
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I'd only been there a minute or two when the crowd began to squeal
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The half o' them said, He's a Fenian wi' a heart to Ireland
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The others said, He's a blue-nose and he's had the shake o' the hand

[Chorus]

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Why did I ever become a footba' referee
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I coulda been an engineer or a sailor on the sea
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Whenever there is a fault to find they always pick on me
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Why did I ever become a footba' referee

[Verse 4]

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The game had run on half an hour when two began tae fight
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I tried tae separate them and tae tell them who was right
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They bashed me and they battered me and they left me nearly lame
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The crowd all roared, Go bury him and let's get on wi' the game

[Chorus]

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Why did I ever become a footba' referee
D                                             G
I coulda been an engineer or a sailor on the sea
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Whenever there is a fault to find they always pick on me
D                                   G
Why did I ever become a footba' referee

[Verse 5]

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They brought me o'er to Italy as a very honoured guest
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Between Milan and Roma I did my level best
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But the crowd they didnae fancy me I could tell by the way they squealed
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They'd to bring a helicopter in to get me aff a' the field

[Chorus]

G                                   C
Why did I ever become a footba' referee
D                                             G
I coulda been an engineer or a sailor on the sea
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Whenever there is a fault to find they always pick on me
D                                   G
Why did I ever become a footba' referee