Аккорды NOFX - Fuck Day Six

## Verdict: Don't Do Drugs!

[Verse]
G                        Am
When I pissed a perfect rainbow
D                   G
And aced every drug screen
  Em                                  C
I needed help, so I called up this skinhead
                     B7
Lisa Brownley's old boyfriend

Noah Levine

   C
He had a place against the stream
             D
And he is a punk from Santa Cruz
  G
A Buddhist with a Jewish name
    Em
How could I ever lose?

      C                             D
He'd give me a bro rate at a triple A-A-A discount
     D
If I checked into his mansion
     D
And paid the right amount
C                       D                  G
Getting clean in seven days sounded pretty good
                 Em
In a gentrified hipster neighborhood
     C                             D
They told me my addiction wouldn't be too hard to fix
     B7                                 Em
What they didn't tell me was about day six

[Chorus]
         Am
Fuck day six
         Em
Fuck day six
         Am
Fuck day six

[Verse 2]
     G
The guy who searched through all my things
     Am
Was the producer Jim Goodwin
     D                                       G
I giggled 'cause he missed my two milligram strip of Suboxone
     Em
He said this isn't funny big Mike
        C
This is serious detox
              B7
I said, "I'm laughing 'cause your hand was inside one of my jerk off socks"

    C                             D
My semi-private room smelled like rubbing alcohol
    G                               Em
So I wore a leather blindfold and a latex camisole
         C
Two days later when I woke up
       D
I was in such a good mood

'Cause I was three days clean

And on Tuesday nights they served Mexican food
        C                                D
I never tried to quit drugs or hang out with Buddha before
          G                                  Em
But after four or five days I had no urge to score
          C
I thought I kicked ass on the narcotics
            B7                        Em
But then I woke up as a toilet on day six

[Chorus]
         Am
Fuck day six
         Em
Fuck day six
         Am
Fuck day six
         Em
Fuck day six
         Am
Fuck day six
         Em
Fuck day six

Day six can suck my dicks