Аккорды NOFX - I’m a Transvest-Lite

[Chords]
   B/G   E/G#
E|-----|-----|
B|-----|-----|
G|--4--|-----|
D|--5--|--6--|
A|--2--|--7--|
E|-----|--4--|

[Intro]
    Am       G        C B/G Am G
e|--------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------|
G|--------------------5--4--------|
D|--7-x-x-x--5-x-x-x--5--5--7--5--|  (2x)
A|--7-x-x-x--5-x-x-x--3--2--7--5--|
E|--5-5-5-5--3-3-3-3--------5--3--|

[Verse 1]
Am                  F
I first heard Frank say
   Am                         G
He wanted to dress like Faye Wray
  F           G       E/G#         Am
I wanted that too but what could I do
   F           C          G
In junior high school in LA?

Am                      F
My heart skipped in the scene
            Am                    G
He said you gotta be it, not just dream
   F       G            E/G#        Am
It was a taboo I knew I wouldn't pursue
  F               C      G
I didn't have the self-esteem

[Chorus 1]
  C                    G/B
I gotta confess that I like to cross dress
              Am                    F
And I've been doing it since I was 13
     C                          G/B
It's hard to tell bros that you wear women's clothes
     D                         G
Even in the “open-minded” punk scene
      F                    G
You'd probably get hurt in heels and a skirt
            C             G/B         Am      G
When you're in the middle of a circle pit
       F                       G                       Am
So I'd only wear panties under boxers to keep it all a secret
        F                            G
Now I'm telling everyone 'cause it's fun and I don't give a shit

[Instrumental]
    Am       G        C B/G Am G
e|--------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------|
G|--------------------5--4--------|
D|--7-x-x-x--5-x-x-x--5--5--7--5--|  (2x)
A|--7-x-x-x--5-x-x-x--3--2--7--5--|
E|--5-5-5-5--3-3-3-3--------5--3--|

[Verse 2]
Am         F
Forward 30 years
  Am                 G
I still had the same fears
       F     G            E/G#         Am
Then I saw Hedwig play at Bilgewater's gig
      F             C        G
And I felt the same envy and tears
Am              F
I decided right there
Am                     G
I can't be bothered to care
     F            G                E Gm         Am
What other people think, I'm gonna dye my pubes pink
    F                C          Am
And throw out all my Hanes underwear

[Chorus 2]
    C                      G/B
I'm not transgender, I'm a lazy crossdresser
           Am                         F
Who thinks makeup is too much of an ordeal
  C                      G/B
I paint my toes and wear shiny tight clothes
            D                         G
Not for the look, but how it makes me feel
        F                             G
I don't need things just right, I'm a tranvest-lite
       C               G/B                Am         G
I only shave to do the Time Warp midnight Saturday
    F                            G
I'm done with self-pity, I don't have to feel shitty
         E/G#                    Am                           F
'Cause I wanna look pretty, so I give it the old city College try
             G                         Am
Don't get me wrong, I still wanna be a guy
              F                     G
Who sometimes likes to dress like a girl
            E/G#                         Am
(He sometimes likes to wear diamonds and pearls)
                    F                    G
Don't think I don't know I'm not fooling anyone
                      E/G#                  Am
(He's a cross between Adele and Charlie Chaplin)
                    F                 G
You gotta know it's not just girls
                    C
who just wanna have fun!