Аккорды NOFX - Is It Too Soon If Time is Relative?

[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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 I don't feel like movin'
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 I don't feel like talkin'
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I'm feelin' a little Stephen Hawking today
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 I barely feel like rollin'
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 There's no way I'm rockin'
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I'm feelin' a little Stephen Hawking, hey hey hey

[Chorus]
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When I saw him on TV
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I thought he looked crazy
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Then my friend, John, told me that he's just really lazy
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So lazy he could only write A Brief History of Time
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He maybe smart but to me he's just a creepy narcoleptic mime

[Verse 2]
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 I wanna be like Stephen
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 So I'm gonna walk uneven
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And havin' a little trouble breathin'
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Hеy, hey, hey
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 I'm gonna live by gravitational law
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I'm gonna try to drink a cheesеburger through a straw
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And make my hand look more like a lobster claw
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Hey, hey, hey

[Chorus]
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 But bein' Stephen must be kind of a drag
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It looks like even his teeth are startin' to sag
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I thought he had a tail he was tryin' to wag
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But then I learned the tail was a tube
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'Cause he's so lazy that he poops in a colostomy bag

[Outro]
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Oh Stephen, oh Stephen
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 You give me somethin' to believe in
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Don't wanna hear 'em, don't wanna see 'em
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I think he might have melted in a wax museum
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Oh Stephen, oh Stephen
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Are you a robot posin' as a human bein'?
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Oh Stephen, oh Stephen
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You used to give us all a super creepy feelin'