Аккорды Slim Dusty - Red Back On The Toilet Seat

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There was a redback on the toilet seat when I was there last night, 
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I didn't see him in the dark, but boy, I feIt his bite. 
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I jumped high up into the air and when I hit the ground, 
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that crafty redback spider wasn't nowhere to be found. 
 
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I rushed in to the missus, told her just where I'd been bit 
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she grabbed the cut-throat razor blade, I nearly took a fit. 
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I said, "Forget what's on your mind and call the doctor please, 
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'cause I've got a feeling that your cure is worse 
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than the disease."  
 
CHORUS:
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There was a redback on the toilet seat, 
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when I was there last night, 
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I didn't see him in the dark, but boy, I feIt his bite. 
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And now I'm here in hospital, a sad and sorry plight, 
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and I curse that redback spider on the toilet seat last night. 
  
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I can't lie down, I can't sit up, I don't know what to do, 
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the nurses think it's funny, that's not my point of view. 
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I tell you, it's embarrassing, and that's to say the least, 
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'cause I'm too sick to eat a bite, while the spider had a feast.   
 
CHORUS:
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And when I get back home again I’ll tell you what I’ll do, 
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I’ll make that redback suffer for the pain I'm going through. 
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I've had so many needles, that I'm looking like a sieve, 
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and I promise you that spider hasn't very long to live. 
  
CHORUS:
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There was a redback on the toilet seat, 
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when I was there last night, 
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I didn't see him in the dark, but boy, I feIt his bite. 
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And now I'm here in hospital, a sad and sorry plight, 
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and I curse that redback spider on the toilet seat last night.