Аккорды Steel Panther - The Stocking Song

Open D Tuning (D A D F# A D)

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Intro:
D D A

Verse 1:
D
So you say you like candy canes
G
All the ladies do
B
Candy canes were meant for sucking
G 
So don't you think about trying to chew

Verse 2:
D
How about a little eggnog
G
I got a homemade recipe
B
You're gonna get love-drunk on my eggnog
G                           A
Even though it's alcohol-free

Chorus:
D                              A     D  
I'm gonna stuff your stocking this year
D
Gonna fill it up nice and tight
B                                                  G
Gonna feel so good when I slide my gifts into it tonight
D                              A     D  
I'm gonna stuff your stocking this year
D
Gonna fill it up with all I got
B                             G
Nick nacks and candies gonna hit your stocking G-spot

Intro:
D D A

Verse 3:
D
I know you like your toys, girl
G
I got toys to fulfill your needs
B
The kind that only use double D batteries
G
And run at variable speeds

Verse 4:
D
Gonna stuff it with an iPhone
G
All I ask is some tit for tat
B
If you could memorize the Kama Sutra
G                                      A   A
Heck, they probably make an app for that!  Baby

Chorus:
D                             A     D
I'm gonna stuff your stocking this year
D
Gonna fill it to the tippy top
B                          G
Gonna take it all out then stuff it back in...
G
Take it all out... stuff it back in
G                   A
You're never gonna want me to stop
D                             A     D
I'm gonna stuff your stocking this year
D
With holiday love and romance
B                              G         A                         D
I just hope that Santa doesn't stuff it before I get the chance

Outro:
D D A D