Аккорды The Lemonheads - Being Around

Here's the chord progression:
 For the sake of keeping things simple with the lyrics, I'll name these chords
 slightly incorrectly...
 G   G   C9  C9  G   Em  Dsus Dsus C9  Dsus C9  Asus  Em  C9  Dsus
 [----3---3---3---3---3---3---3----3----3---3----3---3-----3---3---3-----
 ----3---3---3---3---3---3---3----3----3---3----3---3-----3---3---3-----
 ----0---0---0---0---0---0---2----2----0---2----0---2-----0---0---2-----
 ----0---0---2---2---0---2---0----0----2---0----0---2-----2---2---0-----
 ----2---2---3---3---2---2-------------3--------2---0-----2---3---------
 ----3---3-----------3---0----------------------3---------0-------------]
 __________part one______________/  ____________part two___________/
 Also, hit the bass note BEFORE strumming each (and every) chord.
 It gives it that folky feel.
 G               G       C9        C9
 If I was in the fridge,  would you open the door?
 G               Em     Dsus     Dsus
 If I was the grass, would you mow your lawn?
 G              G        C9       C9
 If I was your body, would you still wear clothes?
 G              Em      Dsus        Dsus
 If I was a booger, would you blow your nose?
 C9                 Dsus
 Would you keep it? Would you eat it?
 C9              Asus     Em  C9    Dsus   G
 I'm just tryin to give myself a reason, for being around.
 G                 G             C9         C9
 If I was the front porch swing would you let me hang?
 G           Em             Dsus          Dsus
 If I was the dance floor would you shake your thing?
 G              G          C9          C9
 If I was a rubber check would you let me bounce
 G       Em               Dsus        Dsus
 Up and down inside your bank account?
 C9               Dsus
 Would ya trust me, not to break you?
 C9           Asus    Em        C9        Dsus   G
 I'm just tryin really hard to make you, notice me being around.
 (Musical Interlude, no solo, just strum the G chord hard a few times with a
 strange rhythm)
 G          G                 C9          C9
 If I was a haircut would you wear a hat?
 G          Em            Dsus         Dsus
 If I was a maid, could I clean your flat?
 G          G                 C9          C9
 If I was the carpet would ya wipe your feet,
 G          Em           Dsus         Dsus
 In time to save me from mud off the street?
 C9              Dsus          C9               Asus
 If you like me, if you love me, why don't you get down on your knees
 Em
 and scrub me?
 Asus     Asus   C9
 I'm a little grubby
 Dsus     G
 From being around.
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  GIf I was in the fridge
 CWould you open the door?
 GIf I was the grass
 DWould you mow your lawn?
 GIf I was your body
 CWould you still wear clothes?
 GIf I was a buger
 DWould you blow your nose?
 CWhere would you keep it?
 DWould'ja eat it?
 I'm just Ctrying to give myDself a Emreason C
 for Dbeing aGround.
 If I was a front porch swing
 Would you let me hang?
 If I was a dance floor
 Would you shake-your-thang?
 If I was a rubber check
 Would you let me bounce
 Up and down inside your bank account?
 Would you trust me
 Not to break you?
 I'm just trying really hard to make you
 notice me being around.
 If I was a haircut
 Would you wear a hat?
 If I was a maid
 Could I clean your flat?
 If I was a carpet
 Would you wipe your feet?
 In time to save me from mud off the street?
 If you like me,
 If you love me,
 Would you get down on your knees and scrub me?
 I'm a a little grubby
 From being around