Аккорды Underscores - My Guy Corporate Shuffle

[Verse]
Em
Your hubby's quite the little pushover
Em           G              A        B
Does he ask you to push him over in bed? (Hahaha)
Em
And did you hear about that robbery?
Em           G            Bb
He looked so fishy when I saw him at the supermarket
Em
And Martha still won't join the PTA
Em            G              A               B
I mean like, don't you even care about your kids?
Em
You can't trust the local dermatologist
Em           G         Bb
(Ugh, he really overdid her fillers)

[Chorus]
Bb                       Em
She really oughta see my guy (I mean it)
    D                  C
My guy (I mean it), My guy (I mean it)
Bm
My guy
                          Em
She really oughta see my guy (I mean it)
    D                    C
My guy (I mean it), My guy (I mean it)
   Bb
My guy

[Verse 2]
Em
I– when I was 12 years old
Em   G                 A       B
Now everybody wants to ruin my life
Em
And did you hear about that robbery?
Em    G                  Bb
To be honest, I can't believe y'all didn't see it coming
Em
I'm not some gullible ideologue
Em     G          A       B
I hate everyone equivalently
Em
Samantha says I need a therapist
Em             G                Bb
(Why don't you worry about yourself?)

[Chorus]
Bb                         Em
Don't get too comfortable my guy (I mean it)
    D                  C
My guy (I mean it), My guy (I mean it)
Bm
My guy
                          Em
Don't get too comfortable guy (I mean it)
    D                    C
My guy (I mean it), My guy (I mean it)
   Bb
My guy

[Bridge]
Am Am Em D
B  B  C  B
C  C  Em D
C  C  Em Bb Bb

[Verse 3]
Em
Have I told you 'bout my theory yet?
Em           G             A              B
It proves we might be more alike than you think
Em
And did you hear about that robbery?
Em        G             Bb
I can't imagine how his wife and kids are dealing with it
Em
My sister tells me that you'll never learn
Em      G               A                 B
I think you're way more complicated than that
Em
She likes to call me an apologist
Em                         Bb
(But I know exactly what I am)

[Chorus]
Bb                        Em
And you'll always be  my guy (I mean it)
    D                  C
My guy (I mean it), My guy (I mean it)
Bm
My guy
                        Em
And you'll always be my guy (I mean it)
    D                    C
My guy (I mean it), My guy (I mean it)
   Bb
My guy