Аккорды Tenacious D - Kickapoo

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    Dm
А long ass fuckin' time ago, 
    Dm
In a town called Kickapoo, 
   Am
There lived a humble family 
   Am
Religious through and through. 
    F
But yea there was a black sheep, 
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And he knew just what to do. 
    Dm
His name was young J.В. 
    Dm
And he refused to step in-line. 
   Am
А vision he did see of 
   Am
Fucking rocking all the time. 
    F
He wrote a tasty jam 
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And all the planets did align. 
        A
Oh the dragon's balls were blazin' 
        C
As I stepped into his cave. 
        G
Then I sliced his fuckin' cockles, 
        Bb
With a long and shiny blade! 
        A
Twas I who fucked the dragon, 
        C
Fuckalizing fuckaloo! 
        G
And if you try to fuck with me, 
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Then I shall fuck you too! 
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Gotta get it on in the party zone! 
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I gots to shoot a load in the party zone! 
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Gotta lick a toad in a party zone! 
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Gotta suck a chode in the party zone! 
 
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You've disobeyed my orders son, 
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Why were you ever born? 
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Your brother's ten times better than you, 
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Jesus loves him more. 
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This music that you play for us 
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Comes from the depths of hell. 
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Rock and roll's the devil's work, 
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He wants you to rebel. 
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You'll become a mindless puppet; 
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Beelzebub will pull the strings! 
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Your heart will lose direction, 
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And chaos it will bring. 
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You'd better shut your mouth, 
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You better watch your tone! 
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You're grounded for a week with no telephone! 
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Don't let me hear you cry, 
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Don't let me hear you moan! 
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You gotta praise The Lord when you're in my home! 
 G
Dio can you hear me? 
      Bb
I am lost and so alone... 
     F
I'm askin' for your guidance, 
          G#
Won't you come down from your throne? 
   G
I need a tight compadre 
         Bb
Who will teach me how to rock. 
    F
My Father thinks you're evil, 
          G#
But man, he can suck a cock. 
 G
Rock is not the devil's work, 
      Bb
It's magical and rad. 
      F
I'll never rock as long as I am 
  G
Stuck here with my Dad... 
 
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I hear you brave young Jables, 
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You are hungry for the rock. 
        C5
But to learn the ancient method, 
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Sacred doors you must unlock. 
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Escape your father's clutches, 
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On this oppressive neighborhood. 
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On a journey you must go, 
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To find the land of Hollywood! 
        C
In The City of Fallen Angels, 
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Where the ocean meets the sand, 
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You will form a strong alliance, 
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And the world's most awesome band! 
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To find your fame and fortune, 
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Through the valley you must walk. 
          C
You will face your inner demons. 
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Now go my son and rock! 
 
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       G5
So he bailed from fuckin' Kickapoo 
 
With hunger in his heart. 
        D5
And he journeyed far and wide 
 
To find the secrets of his art. 
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But in the end he knew 
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That he would find his countert