Аккорды "Weird Al" Yankovic - Germs

   Intro: 
   E|--------|--------|--------|--------| 
   b|--------|--------|--------|--------| 
   g|--------|--------|--------|--------| 
   d|--------|--------|--------|------8-| 
   a|--------|--------|--------|------8-| 
   e|--------|--------|--------|------6-| 

   Verse: 
   E|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------| 
   b|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------| 
   g|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------| 
   d|a-------|------8-|a-------|------8-|a-------|------8-|a-------|------8-| 
   a|a-------|------8-|a-------|------8-|a-------|------8-|a-------|------8-| 
   e|8-------|------6-|8-------|------6-|8-------|------6-|8-------|------6-| 

   Prechorus: 
   E|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------| 
   b|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------| 
   g|a---b-c-|--------|a---b-c-|--------|a---b-c-|--------|a-------|8-------| 
   d|a---b-c-|a-------|a---b-c-|a-------|a---b-c-|a-------|a-------|8-------| 
   a|8---9-a-|a-------|8---9-a-|a-------|8---9-a-|a-------|8-------|6-------| 
   e|--------|8-------|--------|8-------|--------|8-------|--------|--------| 

   Chorus (It's really effects that I've tabbed for guitar, except that first 
   chord) 
   E|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| 
   b|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| 
   g|------------8-8-|--------------8-|------------8-8-|----------------| 
   d|a-8-a-8a-a88----|a-8-a-8a-a8-8---|a-8-a-8a-a88----|8---------------| 
   a|a---------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| 
   e|8---------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| 

   E|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| 
   b|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| 
   g|------------8-8-|--------------8-|------------8-8-|----------------| 
   d|a-8-a-8a-a88----|a-8-a-8a-a8-8---|a-8-a-8a-a88----|8---------------| 
   a|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| 
   e|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| 

   Verse 

   Prechorus 

   Chorus 

   Bridge: 
   E|------------------------b-------| 
   b|d--db---d---b-d---d-b-------b---| 
   g|--------------------------------| x8 
   d|--------------------------------| 
   a|--------------------------------| 
   e|--------------------------------| 

   Next verse: 
   E|--------------------------------| 
   b|d--db---d---b-d---d-b---d---b---| 
   g|--------------------------------| x16 
   d|--------------------------------| 
   a|--------------------------------| 
   e|--------------------------------| 

   Chorus 

   Outro (I think the top part in the second line is the actual guitar part 
   here): 
   E|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| 
   b|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| 
   g|--------------8-|--------------8-|--------------8-|--------------8-| x2 
   d|a-8-a-8a-a8-a---|a-8-a-8a-a8-a---|a-8-a-8a-a8-a---|a-8-a-8a-a8-a---| 
   a|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| 
   e|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| 

   E|f-----d-----b---|d---------------|----------------|b-----d---------| 
   b|----------------|------d-----b---|d---------------|----------------| 
   g|--------------8-|--------------8-|--------------8-|--------------8-| x2 
   d|a-8-a-8a-a8-a---|a-8-a-8a-a8-a---|a-8-a-8a-a8-a---|a-8-a-8a-a8-a---| 
   a|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| 
   e|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| 

   E|f--d--b-|d-------|--------| 
   b|--------|---d--b-|d-------| 
   g|--------|--------|--------| 
   d|--------|--------|--------| 
   a|--------|--------|--------| 
   e|--------|--------|--------| 

   Lyrics: 

   Sometimes I really want to be alone 
   But that's one state I'm never in 
   Because I know that I've got millions upon millions 
   Of tiny, one-celled organisms living on my skin 

   (Germs)I rub and scrub until my flesh is raw and bleeding 
   (Germs)But they just come right back again 
   (Germs)I can't even see em, 
   but I know they're up to something 
   Hey, don't touch that - you don't know where it's been! 

   They're all over me 
   They're inside of me 
   Can't get 'em offa me 
   I'm covered with... microscopic bacteria 
   What do they want from me 
   What'll they do to me? 
   There's no escape for me 
   I'm crawling with... microscopic bacteria 

   Now if I ever dare to go to sleep 
   That's when they start their sneak attack 
   In the morning I wake up in utter horror 
   To find my teeth are covered with bacterial plaque 

   (Germs)Can't get those parasitic creatures off my face 
   (Germs)And there's more comin' every day 
   (Germs)I never said that they could camp out on my body 
   I wish they'd pack their tiny little bags and move away 

   They're all over me 
   They're inside of me 
   Can't get 'em offa me 
   I'm covered with... microscopic bacteria 
   What do they want from me 
   What'll they do to me? 
   There's no escape for me 
   I'm crawling with... microscopic bacteria 

   They're creepin' around my shorts 
   They're under the bathroom sink 
   They're ridin' inside my car 
   They're swimmin' in every drink 
   They're hidin' between my toes 
   They're lurkin' in every kiss 
   I got 'em way up my nose 
   In every orifice 
   I'm gonna show them who's boss 
   I'm gonna get even yet 
   Just gimme some Lysol spray 
   Just hand me a moist towelette 
   Don't tell me I'm paranoid 
   I know that they're after me 
   Look under the microscope 
   SEE?? 

   They're all over me 
   They're inside of me 
   Can't get 'em offa me 
   I'm covered with... microscopic bacteria 
   What do they want from me 
   What'll they do to me? 
   There's no escape for me 
   I'm crawling with... microscopic bacteria 

   They're all over me 
   I can feel 'em all over me 
   Over every part of me 
   Microsopic bacteria 
   I know they're watching me 
   They're always watching me 
   They're coming after me 
   Microscopic bacteria 
   Won't somebody help me 
   Please somebody help me 
   You've got to believe me 
   They're out to get me 
   They wanna control me 
   They wanna destroy me 
   They're tryin' to kill me 
   It kind of upsets me