Аккорды Half Man Half Biscuit - David Wainwrights Feet

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Peter?s on his skateboard, Ryan?s on his bike
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Steven?s over there with his older brother Mike
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Robert?s gone to Snowdon, leaving me to muse
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Measurement paramount when choosing boots and shoes.
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Corns and blisters, bunions and warts
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David Wainwright?s all out of sorts
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Laura Morgan skips down the street
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Laura Morgan cares for her feet.
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I remember clearly how it all began
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I was in the precinct, shopping with my Nan
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Saw the latest trainers and pestered like a fly
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They didn?t have my size but I still got them and that?s why.
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Corns and blisters, bunions and warts
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David Wainwright?s all out of sorts
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Laura Morgan skips down the street
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Laura Morgan cares for her feet.
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Hammer toe horrendous, wincing with the pain
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?Told you so?, chiropodist telling me again
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?Treat your feet with kindness, treat them with respect?
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And even though he stinks of gin, I know that he?s correct.
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Corns and blisters, bunions and warts
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David Wainwright?s all out of sorts
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Laura Morgan skips down the street
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Laura Morgan cares for her feet.