Аккорды «Half Man Half Biscuit»
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Half Man Half Biscuit (или HMHB) — британская инди-группа из Биркенхеда, Мерсисайд, получившая известность (во многом благодаря вниманию к ней Джона Пила, у которого она записывалась в общей сложности 12 раз)своими сатирико-сюрреалистическими текстами, исполнявшимися под нарочито «развинченный», издевательский аккомпанемент. Музыка квартета поначалу являла собой мягкую разновидность постпанка (близкую к ранним Josef K и The Fall), но, в сущности, пародировала многие жанры, начиная со скиффла и кончая…
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Half Man Half Biscuit (или HMHB) — британская инди-группа из Биркенхеда, Мерсисайд, получившая известность (во многом благодаря вниманию к ней Джона Пила, у которого она записывалась в общей сложности 12 раз)своими сатирико-сюрреалистическими текстами, исполнявшимися под нарочито «развинченный», издевательский аккомпанемент. Музыка квартета поначалу являла собой мягкую разновидность постпанка (близкую к ранним Josef K и The Fall), но, в сущности, пародировала многие жанры, начиная со скиффла и кончая хардкором.
По словам вокалиста и основного автора Найджела Блэквелла, «лирику HMHB может понять только человек, который родился в Мерсисайде 50-х годов, а все 80-е годы в качестве безработного провёл у экрана телевизора и за редкой букинистической книгой».
Известность группе принёс альбом Back in the DHSS (в заголовке созвучный известной песне «Битлз»), ставший indie-бестселлером #1 1985 года.Вскоре после успеха The Trumpton Riots EP (как и альбом, ставшего инди-чарттоппером) Блэквелл объявил, что уходит со сцены, потому что «рок-н-ролл отвлекает его от главного дела всей жизни: просмотра всех самых дрянных программ британского телевидения». Известен случай, когда HMHB отклонили приглашение выступить в телепрограмме The Tube только потому, что съёмки совпали со временем проведения футбольного матча.
HMHB не раз реформировалась, постепенно меняя стиль в сторону более или менее ортодоксального инди-поп/рока с элементами фолка и кантри.
Дискография:
Альбомы
* Back in the DHSS (1985)
* Back Again in the DHSS (1987)
* MacIntyre, Treadmore and Davitt (1991)
* This Leaden Pall (1993)
* Some Call It Godcore (1995)
* Voyage To The Bottom Of The Road (1997)
* Four Lads Who Shook the Wirral (1998)
* Trouble Over Bridgwater (2000)
* Cammell Laird Social Club (2002)
* Achtung Bono (2005)
Синглы, EPs
* The Trumpton Riots EP (1986)
* Dickie Davies Eyes (1986)
* The Peel Sessions (1986)
* Let’s Not (1990)
* No Regrets (1991)
* Eno Collaboration (1996)
* Look Dad No Tunes (1999)
* Editor’s Recommendation (2001)
* Saucy Haulage Ballads (2003)
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Am We sat and decided as the seasons collided Em Am That our love was purely utopian If it wasn’t for my pills, my psychiatric bills Em Am And your unreliable fallopian. Then…
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G C In this sumptuous hacienda G D Where I weigh things up as they’re on the way down G C From beneath your Reverend Jim…
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[Intro] C G C G (x4) [Verse] C G C F C Vespers done, I glide out to where the coolest shade is apparent Bb C F C G Only to find my old colleagues. C…
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[Intro] C F G7 C F G7 C F C G7 C F If heartaches brought fame G7 C In love’s crazy game F G7 C F C G7 I’d be a legend in my time. C F If they…
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(Intro C G C G) C G Oh darling sugar honey C G When it was nice and sunny C G And when I had some money C G Am G F…
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(intro) F C F C F C F C F He’s booked two weeks off at the end of July C F C F Dumfries and Galloway, Plockton and Skye C…
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Bb F Dragging my guitar 'round maternity ward Bb F I was in search of the umbilical chord Bb F But it was all in vain so I jumped on a train…
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C G C Sometimes I live in the country, sometimes I live in the town C7 F G C Sometimes I get a great notion to jump in…
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C F G C F G C C F G C F Girlfriend's said that she no longer likes me C F G C Reckon I know why she thinks this way: C F…
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(instr) C F G C (x8) C F G C Our Ted, it has to be said produces proof beyond us F G C Rain, shine or gale force nine his frames remain…
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G (Intro G C7 G D7 G D7) I woke up about eleven with hair like Brian May C7 G I woke up about eleven (ooh) with hair like Brian…
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Em Second greatest time I had was when they asked me and my dad To organise a festival along the lines of Donnington. We took Chirk Airfield as our site, booked the bands we thought were right Received the long-range from…
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(intro B G#m E F# x4) B G#m E F# Arthur Askey and Douggie-Wouggie Bader went down to the animal farm B G#m Douggie bored a boar with his…
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G D G Peter?s on his skateboard, Ryan?s on his bike D G Steven?s over there with his older brother Mike…
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(intro A D E A, A D E A D E A Found a nice little cove where nobody else goes D Took a trip 'round the Caves of Drach E And said 'It's good to explore…
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Eb Well, it must have been about half past two in the morning, and just sitting there in the front Eb room, with Carl and Brendan and Adrian. We’re just sitting listening to music, drinking tea, Eb talking about the Palace…
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E A E Tige, you were faithful, faithful to the end B A E Tige, how I miss you, you were my best friend.…
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(intro) F C (x4) F C It’s the year 2163 F C Chester Barnes is risen from the dead F C And he’s coming round to creosote the fence F…
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C What did God give us Neil? God gave us life Nigel. Sure did. C G (x4) A one two three four, John the Baptist knows the score. C G C G God…
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(intro) G D7 G G G7 C When I wade across the Jordan I’ll be shining G D7 For I know the one I love is over there, G G7…
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G Am C D G Am C D Oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh G Am D G May morning, hanging round a trapdoor Am D G Saw a girl like I’ve never seen before.…
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(intro G C D, G C D (x2)) G C D Half past four? Half past four? You said half past ten to us G C D No dry ice? No dry ice? Hey,…
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(intro G A D7 G, G A D7 G) G A The difference between us and all the other bands D7 G Is that we're different. A You can tell by the way we do our interviews D7…
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[Verse 1] Bb Oh, gangway, I’m coming through, ooh! Hey hey hey. Hey hey hey Hey hey hey. Hey hey hey. If there’s one thing that I like, it’s driving around on my motorbike [Verse 2] Bb I am the speed king,…
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Em So I’m walking down the road and heading towards me Is somebody I know, but not like a brother He’s seen me, and we both realise That we’re going to have to put into operation the tricky manoeuvre that is Acknowledgment…
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E In the west end of Derby there lives a working man A He said “I can’t fly but my pigeons can E A E A E B E And when I set them…
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(intro) D9 D D9 D (x2) A D This town was tailor-made for dying in A D And on these streets the gutters are for crying in. F# G Em…
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[Intro] A Asus4 (repeated) A Asus4 Ethereal requiem mausoleum….. Bert Royal A Asus4 A Asus4 Harlequin tourniquet matricide…… Adge Cutler A…
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[Intro] G A D D G A D D G A D D G A D C D C [Verse 1] D Camped out on a lower slope, dog tired at the toposcope G A Hot soup in the aftermath, salad days in many ways. G…
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(intro) C G (x3) Eb G G I’ve just finished decorating, it was very irritating C G C G And I know they’re going to come around tonight and I…
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(intro E B7) E A B7 Re Our gig at Deptford Abyss E A B7 Who the hell does Jeff Dreadnought think he is? E A E…
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(intro B E F# (x7)) B E F# Hey Louis B E F# B E F# Wonderful world, terrible song, everything's gone horribly wrong B E F# Cars…
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[Intro] E A (x8) E A E A E A E A We’re into the final of “The Battle Of The Bands,” woh-o-o-oh, woh-o-o-oh E A E A E…
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(Words in brackets overlap the others) Intro A D E, A D E A D E All tickets sold, I head for the wardrobe A D E St John or ShowSec, which is it to be? A…
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[Intro] G D (x4) G [Verse] D G D G I have no shire horse to pull my narrowboat. D G D G I’ll go and see the carpenter,…
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E A B7 E Hey there moody chops, you’ve gone and got national acclaim A B7 E Hey there moody chops, your attitude can never…
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E I was just sitting there eating a salmonella sandwich B7 E When a man walked up to me B7 “Would you mind, dear sir, if I asked you a question? E If music be the food of love are you the…
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[Verse 1] Bb The wonderful dexterity of Hannu Mikkula Bb Makes me want to shake hands with the whole of Finland Bb But the horrible sincerity of Miriam Stoppard Bb Makes me want to go out and commit mass murder. [Chorus]…
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E A We’re hardly the fruit from a well-tended banana tree E A We’re hardly the Bayeux in rock’s rich tapestry E A We were like two rubber ducks…
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[Verse 1] E A E Precious McKenzie, boy I remember you well A E Gob full of tapioca, I would sit and I’d watch you excel…
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[Intro] D B Em A D B Em A So I’m lost in the fog. But I feel like a hundred thousand pounds. D B Em A Because I ain’t got a job. Talking…
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(intro F Eb F) Bb G C Indicate then you stupid bastard how was I supposed to know E Bb G C E That you intended…
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(intro E A B, E A B E x2) E A "Demon fiend, leave your tomb, seek out the Virgin womb" B A Hey Chris from Future Doom, you left your lyrics in the practice room. E…
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(intro D A D A) D A D A G A D A My life is comfortable but I don't want that image for my band. D A D A G A…
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(Chorded by Lady_Radiohead) C F G Well my name it is Dai Young F C I’m the King of Welsh Goth C The village I come from F G Is near Aber-soch C…
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(intro C7) G C You promised that one day you?d be my wife G C You said you wanted to be the rest of my life G C But…
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G I've been strolling down my favourite lane D And I've been bowling my left arm occasionals again G Life gets sweeter the more that I understand D…
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[Original song is in G# - transpose up 1 half tone. Tabbed here in G for ease of playing] (Intro G D G D) G D G D Number One in Britain and successful in the States G…
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G C G Outside Goldsmith's coughing up blood D G Turner Prize judge gasps "Christ that's good: C G Leave it as it is, it'll…
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A (nc) A D Bm Hey Joyce, rock and roll never gave you a voice E A It's never given you so much as a lament F…
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(intro) E G E G E G D E G E G E G D E G E G It was a natural state of affairs; it was a quiet ambition of hers E G E…
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(intro: G Am G Am, G Am Em D G Am Em D) G Am G D Here comes The Black Horse, there goes The Brown Cow G Am G D Full of ringers of course,…
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[Intro] G C D (x6) G C D G Come see the townsfolk keenly gathered round the gibbet C D G C Got a book of five hundred cloakroom tickets…
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A, G, D, A A G Unemployments rising D A In the Chigley end of town A G And it's speading like pneumonia; D A Doesn't look like going down.…
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E B7 E B7 (faster) E B7 E B7 E B7 E B7 (no chord) E B7 E B7 (faster) E B7 E B7 E B7 E B7 Jesus Christ - come on down! E B7 E B7 If you ever wondered how you get…
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(Intro Bb Eb Bb Eb) Bb Eb There was one in the gang who had Scalextric Bb Eb And because of that he thought he was better than you Bb…
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(intro) A D F D F Bb E (x4) A D F D Well I’ve got a dead leg from kicking myself F Bb E For letting our friendship fade away A D F D Aloysius…
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B Bsus4 B Bsus4 Bubble perm, ever since your bubble perm B Bsus4 B Bsus4 I've gone ex-directory, just in case you need me. B Bsus4…
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A G D A G D Me and my motor neurone, we just want to be on our own G D Without Ian "Sludge" Lees. A D A D Let's not go…
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(intro G C G C (x4)) G C G C And at the post-fest lig I saw ten thousand people maybe more G C G C I said that I was from Kerrang!…
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Intro Dm F A Dm (x4) Dm F A Dm There’s a girl I’m told who rolls her eyes at the Gok Wan acolytes F A Dm Underneath her bed…
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[Intro] B7 B7 E B7 E B7 E B7 E B7 St. Vitus came to my town and visited the cemetery E B7 The dead got…
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B7 E There is surely nothing worse than washing sieves B7 There is surely nothing worse than washing sieves E A With the possible exception…
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A D You said you'd find me helpless on the A47 A E Shouting at the passers-by that Alan Brazil A D Seems to be the singer in the Goombay…
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[Intro] Am Em Am Em (x11) Am Em Am Em A fairly attractive girl walks past a building site Am Em Am Em And…
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A E A E Psst, Sssh Psst, Sssh A E A E Psst, Sssh Sssh. A They’re gonna be unveiling some new material D A Some new material, some new material And…
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[Intro] G D C Em G D C Em G D Long afloat on a shipless ocean, C Em I did all my best to smile, G D Till your singing eyes and fingers C Em Drew me loving…
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G D G Darts in soap operas, oh so wrong, oh so wrong D G No one's scoring and there's too much chat between easch throw…
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E I've been up to no good A I've been dissed in the 'hood B E I've been locked in the Rock City, Notts I got stars in my eyes A I told thousands of lies B…
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(intro) G F# (x4) G F# G F# They came for the palmists but I wasn’t a palmist so I did nothing G F#…
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G Em We didn't see the summer sun, we didn't speak to any one Cm D The caravan was on it's own, we didn't have a telephone.…
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(intro C F Am G x2) C F Am G Anything under five per cent I don't wanna drink it C F Am G Ugly frontage? don't even think it. Em Am Em…
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G Well, I just cycled in to the pine floored living room Pissed on the mystics; scoffed at the Hockney. Em Took all the road signs back to the council G D7 Put my foot through the TV - not that…
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V1. G C There's a girl leaving town for the sunshine G D She's heading out to Happiness Bay G C She's going first thing in the…
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[Intro] E A E (x6) E A E Oh say I’m not the only one to fill with trepidation A E Walking across the forecourt of the fire station…
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Esus4 E Esus4 E (repeat through monologue below) | | | |/ | | | | [Introduction] Esus4 E Esus4 E Esus4 E Esus4 E I’m sitting in my Ladbroke Grove waiting for the NME; Esus4 E Esus4 E Esus4…
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(intro) Em B C D (x4) Em B C D Em B C D I linger and gawp when the council dig a big hole Em B C D Em B C D And I cheer…
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G C D G I’m gonna grab myself an industry insider mask and blag my way into the aftershow. I wanna get in amongst the baying hordes of resting…
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F Dm So much for your journey of self discovery Bb A You had to cut it short - forgot your credit card C Dm The Decree Nisi came through this morning G…
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[Verse] E A Watch out world I’m a man at ease, free to do whatever what I want. E A Lonely heathland…
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(intro: G C Em D7, G C Em D7) G C Em D I dream of occasional fanzine mentions G C Em D I've been to one too many David Lynch conventions G C…
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[Intro] D Bm D Bm [Verse 1] D Bm D Bm I feel like a beggar accepting alms, then being pelted with figs. D Bm D…
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[Intro] F F/Eb F F/Eb (x8) Bb Dm C G (2) [Verse 1] Bb Dm C G Ground Control to Monty Don, Bb Dm C G The testimonial silver’s gone Bb Dm…
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Capo 1st Fret A C#m When I need you you’re only ever twenty-eight away with a tailwind D Dm A…
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Intro and main parts of verse: C F D7 G7 |---3---1---2---1---| |---1---1---1---0---| |---0---2---2---0---| |---2---3---0---0---| |---3---3---0---2---| |-------1-------3---| Bridge parts: E F C#7 G7 |---0---1---4---3---| |---0---1---6---3---| |---1---2---4---4---| |---2---3---6---3---| |---2---3---4---5---| |---0---1-------3---| And…
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There are two picked motifs: an ascending G A B C - notated as (x) and F E D E - notated as (y) Intro C (x)(x)(x) C Now here comes a story that's never been told(y) About the turbulent demise of Climie Fisher They had…
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(intro) G Em C D (x4) G Em C D I wandered around to the back of the petrochemical plant where they’d found Mr G Em C D Gwatkin’s jacket in 1974. Sleeves turned…
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A It takes a worried man to sing a worried song D A It takes a worried man to sing a worried song E E7 A I'm worried now but I won't be worried long. I went across…
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[Intro] C F C F Dm Bb Dm Bb Dm Bb Dm Bb [Verse] C F 13 Eurogoths C F 13 Eurogoths C F E F 13 Eurogoths floating in the Dead Sea G7 C F Floating in the Dead Sea. [Instrumental] Dm…
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[Verse] D A D Since she put me down I been out doin’ in my head, A D I stay out late at night and in the morning I…
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[Intro] G C D (x12) G C D G C D Get on my fun bus, I’ll take you all for a ride G C D G C D I’ll tell you about the Cuban’s eight-foot…
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C G D G G7 C G D G G7 Oh Mr Leary, I feel so dreary - I should have stuck to my pint of beer-y C G D…
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Am F D7 World, you’re going too fast; you must slow down C G Stop your spinning around; get your feet on the ground, F…
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A E You may have to rescue me from limestone quarries frequently D A E Those corporate stunt shows you attend - you'll never get asked…
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G C G C Wait for me in sunny orchards; back of beyond G C G C I’m hoping for directions from the Slough of Despond G C G…
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A D E A dirty rounder, a no-good fraud A D E A ne'er do-well of the highest accord A F E I've got the supermarket sympathy vote A…
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A E F E I’d like to flush the demons from out of her mind. A E F E I’d like to flush the demons from out of her mind, A…
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G Well I'm not really worried about this A D But can someone please answer me this C G Apart from on commentary where else on earth D D7…
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E B E As I camped out one evening to take the midnight air A B I heard a maiden grieving from somewhere over there A E…
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CAPO 1st FRET C I’m a hard-jackin’ sound-scraping jump-uppin’ left-of-centre C Freakbeat affair who refuses to worship at the altar of Detroit. C I’m a funked-up holy roller, I’ve got a Nu House where the Old Skool used…
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(intro) A D E (x4) A D E Please don’t tell me what you think while I tell you about A D E The copse that I retreat to…
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[Intro] A D A D A D A D A D A D [Verse] A He used to wear Trespass and shop at the Aldi D Now he’s the joker in the clubhouse at Caldy A His hair was receding; his face it descended D Now he’s…
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G Em D G Em (faster) G Em G D (x8) G Em G So banish me to the furnace, I must own though D G Em G D My actions are in no way born out of some sort of…
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[Intro] C C G C (x6) [Verse] C A million housewives every day G C Pick up a can of beans and say G C C G C C C G C “What an amazing example of synchronisation”. He…
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(intro Bb Bb/A F (x6)) Bb Bb/A F Bb Bb/A F In the entrancing dell, we laughed and we sometimes fell Bb Bb/A F Bb Bb/A F Bb Bb/A F (x2) And you won a gymkhana and I drank Nirvana. Bb…
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(intro D7 A x4) A I'm the man that you need on the day that it rains D I'm the wiser advisor on capital gains E I'm the lowlife pretending to look at your drains D (no chord)…
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INTRO RIFF A G D Daug e|--------3---3-3------------------------------------------------| B|--------3---3-3------3-----3--3-3-3----------------------------| G|--------0---0-0------2-----3--3-3-3----------------------------| D|--------0------------0-----0--0-0-0----------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------| E|----3----------------------------------------------------------| Rpt…
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E A F#m B In the town where I was born lived a man who went to work E A E A And he told us of his life…
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[Verse 1] (Talking) F Her mother had never really wanted us to go in the first place, F But Helen convinced her that she was worrying needlessly. F After all, it’s not as if it was an actual nightclub we were going…
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E Well. I told her that I thought life's too short And we really should go for a ride; Paul's just phoned - the war's postponed So come on I've got the Plymouth outside. A The sky's a bit dull but the fridge is full Things…
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[Intro] C E F D7 G C E F D7 G C In the room with the sloping roof E In your director’s chair F You talk with your hands D7 G About what you will do next year. C But no-one gives…
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G7 C G7 C G7 In pulpits, in pulpits C G7 They can preach naked from the waist downwards C G7 C G7 In cloisters, they can…
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D She stayed with me until G She moved to Notting Hill A D She said it was the place she had to be. D Where the cocaine is Free Trade G And frequently displayed…
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C Stuck up a hornbeam, mind like a thickening fog F C Stuck up a hornbeam, mind like a thickening fog G F C G Gonna get discovered…
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C G My uncle Charlie is a cynical man C G And his wife's a touch sceptical too C G They've got one of those stickers in the back of…
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C G, C G C G Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance C G Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance C G Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance C…
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[Verse 1] C C F C There stands the glass, that will ease all my pain F G C F That will settle my brain, it's my first one today. [Verse…
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(intro) E A E E B7 E E Henry Rollins, Henry Rollins A You’re hard, you’re hard E Big Jimmy Nail, big Jimmy Nail A B7 You’re hard as well. E A Sainsbury’s security: like I’m dead scared E…
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(intro) F# E (x4) E Eb B D F# Telephone call telling me my old friend Graham had died E Eb G#m F# I took a ride down to where I…
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(intro C Em G, C Em G) C Em G I was C Em G Yes I was C Em G C Em G Descending the Stiperstones C Em G When I C Em G Recalled the order from home C To pick up a Em To…
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[Intro] G B7 C D7 x4 [Verse] G B7 C D7 G B7 C D7 Trying to iron out your problems without Jesus G B7 C D7 G B7 C D7 Is only going to put more…
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DDD G (no chord) DDD G (no chord) DDD Assorted nautical jigsaws, horticultural sideshows C G Another castle by Edward the First C G Another manor house…
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(intro C F C G7 C) C F The car that's parked on a pavement narked C G7 C Pedestrians and children with chalk F Their games, their shapes,…
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G F C F Tower block, you couldn't score in a tower block G F D D7 Do you wash plates down the WI? G F C…
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Вступление [INTRO] F C F C F C Bb F C [VERSE 1] F Bb C I don’t think I’ve encountered a man so irate F Bb C You’re a better man than I…
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[Intro] D G D D G A [Verse] D G A Certain things have always been and ever more shall be D G A Walking down this country…
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[Intro] G Pugh, Pugh, Barney, McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble, Grub. E Let it happen bass player D [Verse 1] D Time flies by when you're the driver of a train D Speeding out of Trumpton with a cargo of cocaine D I get high when…
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(intro) D E F (x4) D E F Girl of my dreams says she’s gonna pick me up in the morning D E F Gonna head south-west, spend two…
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(intro C G (x7) F G) C G C G Checkmate! Dennis Bell of Torquay, too late with your Nxe3 C G Good game Sir do you want another bout F…
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A Lord, I’ve tried the best I can D I’ve asked everybody in Kazakhstan E but I still don’t understand D A Bob Wilson – anchorman. (Chords are the same throughout) I’ve been to Kent, Gwent and…
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D Mention the Lord of the Rings just once more G And I'll more than likely kill you D G Moorcock, Moorcock, Michael Moorcock you fervently moan D…
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(intro F C x6) F C I fell asleep amongst the boulders strewn between F C Glyder Fach and Glyder Fawr and I saw in a dream F C Your charmless…
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(intro A D E (x9)) A D E They come from underneath the stairs A D E Into my room but no-one cares A D E They're on the bus and…
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(intro F C F C F C Bb C7) F Dm On the bleakest day autumn could muster Bb C In a church to which they'll not return F Dm I…
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(Intro: D A D A Bm G D A D A) D A D A If I had agoraphobia, and if I had claustrophobia Bm G D A D A Trapped inside my porch - things…
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(intro) C C7 F C F C G G7 C C7 F C Stale Craig on the guitar; Dean Almond on the drums F C G G7 Vocals: Mick Exclusion Zone; bass was down…
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(Intro A D, A D, A D, A D) A E I walk caverns and abysmals that I hope you never dream of A E D I search around for exits but I'm…
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(intro) E A E A (x2) B E Sleet may keep the meek indoors B E Sore feet obstruct them from their chores A D A D Therefore praise the…
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(intro F C, F C) F C Can you hear the bells-a-ringing, Alice van der Meer? F C Are you wondering what the hue and cry's about my dear? F…
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[Intro] F Dm Dm My hands are stained with thistle milk F And I can see what a fool I’ve been. Dm My hands are stained with thistle milk F Look at the state it’s got me in. A E Trying to be Mansfield’s…
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(intro) A D D A D A D A “Come now, Vince” she said, “we can’t continue in this way D A Seems to me there’s something on your mind. D…
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[Intro] C G D7 G D7 G Em Am G Em Am Said the public sector leader at the pre-launch breakfast briefing G D Get your cheque books out; Em…
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[Intro] G F G F G F G F When I had my loft converted back into a loft G F G The neighbours came around and scoffed and called me retro.…
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A I went to a wedding though only the night time; I didn’t know them that well, E I watched on from the margins at the dance floor crowded. B7 A The…
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E Keeper you've just made a decent save So why d'you feel the need to rant and rave? A Screaming at defenders makes you look dead stupid E Especially when they haven't done much wrong. B…
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[Intro] D D Em F D Dream therapists, is your lucky number seven Em G F Bb By any chance? Do you think I once saw heaven A…
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B In my wretched garret where I’ll die of starvation B To be buried in a pauper’s pit, watching The Late Show Bb Legs crossed needlessly, reading the…
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A D I know the drivers by their first names Bm E It's said they've got me photo in the staff canteen. A D I've got a wallchart with all…
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This is only the part of the song with lyrics A D A mistake has been made it's a fact they can't hide Bm E Though I'm partly to blame it can not be denied…
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E A E A E I fancy I'll open a stationers, stock quaint notepads for weekend pagans A E B7 E While you…
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CAPO 1st Fret [Verse] C F G7 C F G7 C F G7 We’ve got Kramer coming over to produce us C F G7 So that we can show off to our specialist…
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(instr) B E (x4) Ab Eb (x4) Ab Eb A doyen of topiary once told me Ab Eb That one day he would like to grow a maze Ab Eb It seemed to…
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[Intro] Dm A Dm A Dm A F Bb A Dm A Dm A Dm A F Bb A F Bb A [Verse 1] Dm A Dm A Rogation Sunday’s here again Dm A Dm A I came downstairs and found your note: Bb…
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[Intro] A D A (x4) A D A In front of the bar staff the bands still play D A So I get on my knees and really pray D…
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[Intro 1] (Talking) Am I can recall the day quite clearly. A Friday in July. A sweltering eighty degrees. Am Martin Jarvis was completing his week in dictionary corner; he’d been reassuringly average. Am Somewhere…
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Em C Em C Bleak cheap interview, pool cue fancy pants Em C G D Chic Bates apricot, short term sweat. Em C Em C Hamstring monument, shark shit welterweight Em…
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(intro) A G (x4) D7 G7 (x2) D7 G7 Oh I was walking round my favourite store D7 G7 Searching for the ten pence off Lenor D7 G7 When…
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(intro F# C#, F# C#, F# C#, F#.....) F# C# F# Back-to-back Cadfael, Ross Kemp on Watership Down C# Are we living in the last days? F# C# F#…
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[Intro] G D7 G G D7 G G D I’m a vendor of quack nostrums born in a Kansas shack D7 C G I came down to Greenwich Village…
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[Intro] G```/C`G` (x4) G C G Unemployment’s rising in the Chigley end of town It’s spreading like pneumonia C G Doesn’t look like going down…
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(intro C Em F G7 x6) C Em F G7 C Em F G7 Well I put the wrong things in the wrong bin again C Em F G7 C Em F G7 Stuck it out in the alley…
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G I got three from each section on the fixed odds coupon D7 G But I still don’t want to go to Cuba, C D7 G C D7 G ‘Cos Cuba’s the new destination; Cuba’s the…
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E A B7 E I shout all my obscenities from steeples but please don't label me a madman A B7 E I'm off to see the…
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E B E There's one last favour I ask of you A E There's one last favour I ask of you A B E There's one last favour I ask of you…
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C F I lost my Barbour in Twickenham car park C G7 Seems I was fazed by my varsity gal, C F Through Donald Sinden’s theatrical…
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C Now how did I guess you were going to express F C Your disdain at the crane with the bright fairy lights Am C And you’d moan at the snow ‘cos your car…
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[Intro] D G Em G A [Verse 1] D Upon a ledge I could do with chalk I’d only gone for a sensible walk I didn’t bank on espying your form G Em You said you were Yosemite bound G…
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[INTRO] B Em C A D7 G C D7 G D7 [VERSE 1] G C I entered a field on my right through a bachelor gate G C I walked…
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C Quick, run, hide here comes Dave Stewart Walking up the drive with that look in his eye That ?Let?s do a project? look, D G, D G, D Am Em A ?About third rate Swiss Agit-Pop?. C George…
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Eb They came from the conference facility Bb F7 Bb Where they’d largely ignored jugs of water. (instr) A A F G7 (x4) C F G I wanna fly my biplane C E7…
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G D C Am D Tedious people, tiresome town under the gaze of the mayoral frown G D C Am D Always calm with a gentle breeze - Tarkus in black…
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CAPO 1ST FRET [Intro] D G D A (x6) D G Strawbs D A D G D A Huh, what do you know boy? D G D A D G D A I’m the reigning county champion. D G D A D G D…
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This one's just the same 3 chords played over and over again, execept the D which is occasionaly slide up from a D flat chord(it just an extra detail that I haven transcribed, I'm just saying incase your wondering, it…
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[Intro] C G C G C G C G C G C G C G C G C Csus4 C Csus4 C Csus4 C Csus4 [Verse 1] F G C F G C Wearing my buskins of mottled cordovan, I waited patiently for love F…
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(intro D A rpt) D A Well I heard a lovely rumour that Bette Midler had a tumour D A So gleefully I went to tell my friends D…
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D A (x8) D A Christian Salvesen, Ryder D A Curries of Dumfries D A Norbert Dentressangle D A North Staffs Police. D A (x4) D A Knutsford City Limits D…
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(Capo 1st fret) (Intro) B F# (x8) Em Dm Am Cm I was about to buy de-icer, check the pressure on my tyres, G Em C F# B Burn a county compilation,…
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D Am C F, D Am C F D Am C Pulling the ice axe from my leg, I staggered on F D Am C F Spindrift stinging my remaining eye D Am I finally…
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A E Well you say you only watch documentaries A And that bad cold you've got - that's the flu D And that book that you…
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E A They looked at my postcode, they asked me to speak B7 E It was then I decided my prospects were bleak. A Well it may be through goose…
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C I stick me big nose in When I go out Sealed-off car park G What’s it all about? I like an altercation with a member of staff C “That was a ten pound note!” C I ring up Dial-A-Pizza…
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C Here she lies in the fleecy gown F AB by my side in the eiderdown C AM but she can't get a ticket to morning town cause I have restless legs C Boring though this film may be F…
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A Today I saw her brother, he said she's with another They,ve gone away together - you'd better speak to Heather D And so I spoke to Heather at first about the weather And then about her sister and how I really missed…
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(intro E A E A, E A E A) E A Woke up this morning, found myself in bed E A My knowledge of the blues is somewhat nil E A I'd dreamt…
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(intro) C Am F G, C Am G (x5) C Am F G My girlfriend looks like Peggy Mount C Am G What am I supposed to do? C Am F G I’m up the creek and never mind…
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(intro) F C F C F C Bb F C F Dm I asked her to meet me outside the Town Hall Bb C I had in my pocket a ring F Dm I'd base-layered up with the temperature…
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[Intro] D A D A D A Up in the trees, down on the ground D A High in the hills, under the sea C D People playing low-key warm-up…
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(intro B E B E, B E B E) B E B E I could be tugging on the beard of science like a cheeky schoolboy B E B E But I couldn't…