Аккорды Half Man Half Biscuit - Fuckin’ ‘Ell, it’s Fred Titmus!

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Oh I was walking round my favourite store
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Searching for the ten pence off Lenor
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When suddenly I bumped into this guy
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On seeing who it was I gave a cry:
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“Fuckin’ ‘Ell, it’s Fred Titmus!”

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Oh Jane was pushing baby round the park
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When all at once she saw her husband Mark
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Well he was with a man down by the stream
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So Jane and baby both began to scream:
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“Fuckin’ ‘Ell, it’s Fred Titmus!”

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Oh as the train pulled into platform three
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I looked around for my best girl to see
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As she disembarked but I didn’t seem to care
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‘Cos someone passed that made me stop and stare.

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Oh Dracula comes from Transylvania

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Johnny looked out of his bedroom window
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And shouted to his mum “Fred Titmus”.