Аккорды Half Man Half Biscuit - On Finding The Studio Banjo

[Intro] G```/C`G`  (x4)

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Unemployment’s rising in the Chigley end of town

It’s spreading like pneumonia
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Doesn’t look like going down
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There’s trouble at the fire station someone’s had the sack
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And the lads are going to launch a scheme to get rid of Captain Flack

 G```/C`G`  (x2)

                   C             G
Tell PC McGarry to get himself a mate

And arm themselves with CS gas
        C            G
They’re gonna be out late
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We’ve had Cant conformism since 1966
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And now subversion’s in the air in the shape of flying bricks

G```/C`G`  (x2)

                                 D       G
Someone get a message through to Captain Snort
                                        D             G
That they’d better start assembling the boys from the fort
                      D            G
And keep Mrs Honeyman right out of sight
                                        D          G
‘Cos there’s going to be a riot down in Trumpton tonight

G```/C`G`  (x4)

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All this aristocracy has really got to stop
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We can overthrow the surgery and kidnap Dr Mopp
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And Chippy Minton’s Socialists could storm the Market Square
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And make plans to assassinate our autocratic Mayor

G```/C`G`  (x2)

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Windy Militant leads his Basque-like corn grinders to war
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With windmill sails and bombs with nails they smash the town hall door
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But Snorty and his boys arrive with one big erstwhile crew
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Whereupon they bring about a military coup

                                 D       G
Someone get a message through to Captain Snort
                                        D             G
That they’d better start assembling the boys from the fort
                      D            G
And keep Mrs Honeyman right out of sight
                                        D          G         G  C  G
‘Cos there’s going to be a riot down in Trumpton tonight