Аккорды Half Man Half Biscuit - Ecclesiastical Perks

G7  C        G7     C      G7
 In pulpits,     in pulpits
         C                     G7
They can preach naked from the waist downwards
   C         G7            C                        G7
In cloisters,     they can smack each other’s arses.
F      Am   G7           C
 These be ecclesiastical perks
F      Am   G7           C
 These be ecclesiastical perks.

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 Cheap flagstones,     cheap flagstones
C                     G7
Clergyman, he’s got a drive to lay
C                     G7
Clergyman, he’s got a drive to lay.
    C              G7                 C       G7
Wet sponges-at the summer fair -shall miss me.
F      Am   G7           C
 These be ecclesiastical perks
F      Am   G7           C     G7   C  G7
 These be ecclesiastical perks.

                             C
Rumour had it there was none left, so I swiftly walked round
   G7              C
to Archie’s house: Archie, people are saying you haven’t got
G7                            C                      G7
any. What am I supposed to do? You know the situation.
Am                 E
Reverend, come sit down.
                        F                     G7
For you there is always some. How much do you need?

(instr) C G7 C G7  C Am F G7

          Am
I’m gonna bottle up my love and shake it up and down
    E                 F      G7 C  G7 C  G7 C
And spray it all over Jesus.

G7    C              G7             C              G7
 Near Fakenham; joke breasts on; no seatbelt; nice policeman
       C           G7          C           G7
Fierce Panda; all-nighter; fee no pay; hey hey hey hey hey
F      Am G7
 These be ohhhhhhhh
F      Am G7
 These be ohhhhhhhh
F      Am  G7  C
 These be.